#main <main.main>
main main (main)
{
   main ("main main!");
   main 0;
}

## Compiler's Lament
main.c:1:2: error: expected type, found 'main'
    in the beginning was main, and main was with main

main.c:2:6: error: expected type, found 'main'
    what is main but main returning to main?

main.c:2:12: error: expected parameter declaration, found 'main'
    main takes main, gives main—
    the eternal recursion of being

main.c:4:4: error: 'main' is not a function
    yet main calls out to main
    in the void where meaning collapsed

main.c:5:4: error: expected statement, found 'main'
    main stands alone, a fragment
    neither verb nor noun nor return
    
    just... main

all paths lead to main
all paths *are* main
the compiler cannot compile
what has already consumed itself